Freshersgo is a free job portal to find IT, BPO, Software, Technical,
A Platform To Showcase And Sell Your Crafts & Clothing.
Fueling entrepreneurship, Accelerating innovation.
Ever considered worshipping delectable Italian cuisine?
Boy, have we got the perfect religion for you!
The church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is ex...
Ever considered worshipping delectable Italian cuisine? Boy, have we got the perfect religion for you!
The church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is exactly what it sounds like. This school of belief is perfectly legal in New Zealand and the Netherlands. The Pastafarians follow quirkier versions of mainstream religion. For example, the term Amen is spoofed as Ramen (noodles).
The Flying Spaghetti Monster was first birthed in a letter by Bobby Henderson in his letter protesting the teaching of creationism in schools. Creationism propounds the theory that the universe is created by divine intervention. Henderson strongly condemned the propounding of religious beliefs in schools. His letter gained immense internet fame and slowly this wacky religion took root.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster or the glorious FSM is depicted as a cartoon-like creature consist of two meatballs covered with spaghetti (the divine noodly appendages) and two protruding eyes. The universe was created by him while inebriated (which explains all the flaws) in four days after which he rested for three. Pirates are the equivalent of saints. They are considered the original Pastafarians as they are said to have embroiled on the true quest for happiness. The FSM gave the great Captain Mosey the eight commandments. There were ten to begin with but clumsy ol Mosey broke two on the way down the mountain. They go something like this:
- "I'd Really Rather You Didn't Act Like A Sanctimonious, Holier-Than-Thou Ass When Describing My Noodly Goodness."
-"I'd Really Rather You Didn't Use My Existence As A Means To Oppress, Subjugate, Punish, Eviscerate, And/Or, You Know, Be Mean To Others."
-"I'd Really Rather You Didn't Judge People For The Way They Look, Or How They Dress, Or The Way They Talk, Or, Well, Just Play Nice, Okay?"
-"I'd Really Rather You Didn't Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself, Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity."
-"I'd Really Rather You Didn't Challenge The Bigoted, Misogynist, Hateful Ideas Of Others On An Empty Stomach."
-"I'd Really Rather You Didn't Build Multi-million Dollar Churches/Temples/Mosques/Shrines To My Noodly Goodness When The Money Could Be Better Spent (take your pick)
Living In Peace, Loving With Passion, And Lowering The Cost Of Cable.
-"I'd Really Rather You Didn't Go Around Telling People I Talk To You."
"I'd Really Rather You Didn't Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You (for this one to make more sense you might have to look it up).
Of course like any religion, it has its holidays. Ramendan, an entire month dedicated to consuming pasta and noodle after sundown. Theres also Talk like a Pirate day and Pastover. Every Friday is Sabbath where they are encouraged to drink beer and relax.
Anyone else feel like signing up? No problem, put an upturned colander over your head, wear an eye patch and there you go.