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Lets introduce Y'all to the Rhinoceros Party of Canada. An
actual registered party solely dedicated to mocking the government
as it is. A great cause with the best of intentions. A comedic
Lets introduce Y'all to the Rhinoceros Party of Canada. An actual registered party solely dedicated to mocking the government as it is. A great cause with the best of intentions. A comedic political platform that promised to keep none of their promises. (A bit of a paradox there but still beautiful)
It was formed in the 1960s by Jacques Ferron. It became composed mostly of artists from different fields with a passion for satire. They claimed to be the rightful spiritual descendants of Cacareco, a Brazilian rhino in the Montreal Zoo. The rhinoceros was deemed an appropriate symbol for a political party since politicians, by nature, are: "thick-skinned, slow-moving, dim-witted, can move fast when in danger, and have large, hairy horns growing out of the middle of their faces". They claimed to propagate principles that were Marxist-Lenonnist (a play on Groucho Marx and John Lennon). Here are a few amusing gems that the party members of this audacious political group promised to upkeep:
Instituting English, French, and illiteracy as Canada's three official languages.
Abolishing the environment because it's too hard to keep clean and it takes up so much space.
Turning Montreal's Saint Catherine Street into the world's longest bowling alley.
Amending Canada's Freedom of Information Act: "Nothing is free anymore; Canadians should have to pay for their information".
Storing nuclear waste in the Senate: "After all, we've been storing political waste there for years"
Selling the Canadian Senate at an antique auction in California.
Despite no member of this party ever being elected to the House of Commons, they received the fourth largest number of votes, trumping several other more authentic political parties. To quote a proud Rhino member, Michel Rivard, "I have but two things to say to you: Celery and Sidewalk. Thank you, good night".